Merry Christmas, Everybody!

Now that Christmas has officially arrived, let’s take a break from the non-stop steroids talk, the endless trade rumors, and the general dullness that comes with waiting for spring training to start. So, with the merriest of Christmas wishes, here is an all-Christmas team (minus a second baseman) to coincide with our wonderful holiday. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night…

Catcher: Steve Christmas
Catcher: Sled Allen
First Base: J.T. Snow
Shortstop: Ed Holly
Third Base: Harry “Silk Stockings” Schafer
Outfield: Matt Holliday
Outfield: Dutch Rudolph
Outfield: Jimmy “Toy Cannon” Wynn
Utility: Art “Merry” Merewether

Pitcher: Gary “Ding Dong” Bell
Pitcher: Bubba Church
Pitcher: Al Clauss
Pitcher: Jon Garland

Manager: Reindeer Bill Killefer